Burt receives a tip about a major drug transaction. Danny tells Burt that he’s in love with Annie. The Tates worry about Jessica. Jessica makes life difficult for her captors….

The Governor asks Burt to disassociate himself from his family. El Puerco’s enemies take Jessica hostage. The Tates receive the kidnappers’ terms. Julius comforts Mary. Burt’s enemies plot to kill…

El Puerco challenges Chester to a duel. Jessica expresses concern about Burt and Mary’s marital problems. Danny and Annie succumb to their sexual attraction. Maggie meets Julius. Burt makes political…

The Governor offers Burt a job as Lieutenant Governor. Chester goes mad with jealousy over Jessica and El Puerco. Danny and Annie turn to each other for comfort. Mary tries…

El Puerco learns a few things about women after spending the night with Jessica, Eunice is driving Dutch a bit crazy with her fantasy games in bed, Chester and Annie…

The Governor asks Burt to disassociate himself from his family. El Puerco’s enemies take Jessica hostage. The Tates receive the kidnappers’ terms. Julius comforts Mary. Burt’s enemies plot to kill…

The Governor offers Burt a job as Lieutenant Governor. Chester goes mad with jealousy over Jessica and El Puerco. Danny and Annie turn to each other for comfort. Mary tries…

Jodie, Maggie and Wendy are rescued from the fortress. Jessica and Mary come to an understanding. Mary tells Jessica that she has a drinking problem, the baby may be an…

The family waits for the results of Danny’s surgery. Mary explains to Burt about her relationship with Chester. Jodie proposes to Maggie. Dutch and Eunice try to spice up their…

News that Chester is Danny’s father rocks the family. Chester reluctantly agrees to donate a kidney to Danny. Jessica is devastated that Mary had a child by Chester. Meanwhile, Jodie…

Annie realizes Chester is still in love with Jessica but agrees to marry him anyway. Jessica tries in vain to seduce El Puerco. Burt vows to find Tibbs and make…

Jessica and Chester announce their divorce. Danny reveals his love for Gwen. Jodie tells the family about his affair with Maggie. At a party for El Puerco, Danny is shot.

Jessica returns home with El Puerco and his three Juans. Danny asks Gwen to move in with him. Jodie and Maggie, on their way to Alaska to find Wendy, admit…

Burt sells his construction company to Chester and Dutch. Jodie and Maggie learn that Carol has run off to New Mexico with a carnival fire-eater. Billy rescues Jessica and El…

Jessica consoles a depressed El Puerco and convinces him to fight the revolution from her house in Connecticut. Gwen testifies against Tibbs. Someone is spying on Gwen and Danny. The…

Danny finds a hooker who will help bring Tibbs to justice. The cash-poor Tates hold a barbecue. Leslie gets more creative in her efforts to kill Billy. Jessica accepts El…

The Tates and Campbells learn of Jessica’s abduction. Billy heads to Malaguay to rescue his mother. Jodie hires a P.I. to find Wendy. Danny and Burt plan to go undercover…

Chester puts the moves on the maid of honor at Dutch and Eunice’s wedding. The blackmail photos of Burt and Danny hit the papers. Despite the breaking scandal, Mary vows…

After Burt tells Jodie there’s nothing the law can do to help find Wendy, Jodie takes matters into his own hands. Jessica returns home from the hospital. Eunice and Dutch…

Jessica tells her suitors that she is moving on with her life–without them. Burt and Danny consider responses to Tibbs’ blackmail threats. Polly turns down Danny’s marriage proposal, leaving him…

Dr. Hill revives Jessica, who remains in a coma. Danny and Burt wake up in an adult motel. Mary is relieved to see that her baby is white. Billy dodges…

Season #3 season finale was an expanded episode of 60 minutes. Now shown in two parts in syndication.

Jessica asks Chester to move back home while she’s in the hospital. Dr. Hill tells Chester that Jessica is very sick. Burt’s first assignment as sheriff is to remove his…

At the hospital, the family anxiously awaits Jessica’s diagnosis. Burt becomes Sheriff but must remove the outgoing sheriff by force. Corinne convinces Dutch to stay. Jodie finds the odds stacked…

Danny and Polly have Burt and Mary to their new house for an eventful evening. Billy dumps Leslie, who threatens suicide. The Campbells brace for the custody trial. The Tates…

Burt announces he will run for Sheriff, and Danny wants to be Deputy. Jodie enlists Mr. Mallu’s help in his fight for Wendy. Chester begs Jessica to take him back….

Burt rushes home with news that he isn’t dying and vows to live the rest of his life to the fullest. The minister’s daughter leaves Chester. Danny and Polly buy…

Carol pays a late-night visit to Jodie and Wendy. Jessica sees a psychiatrist who is crazier than she is. Burt learns he was the victim of computer error. Billy admits…

While Burt searches for a world record to break, Mary suspects something is wrong. Dutch and Corinne bond. Suddenly single again, Jessica visits Detective Donohue–on his honeymoon. Dutch confronts Eunice…

Danny learns of Burt’s illness and agrees to help Burt win a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records. Eunice asks Corinne to cover for her while she cheats…

Burt can’t bring himself to tell Mary he won’t live to see their baby born. Danny and Polly declare their love for one another. Mary worries about Danny’s interracial relationship,…

Jodie and Wendy move in with the Campbells. Chester and Jessica see a marriage counselor. Danny finds Polly. Burt gets mixed news from the doctor.

Jessica agrees to see a marriage counselor with Chester. The Campbells urge Jodie to move back home. Burt is jealous of Alien Burt’s sexual prowess. At Billy’s 18th-birthday party, Leslie…

Jessica catches Chester with another woman. Burt and Mary go for their annual physicals. Danny tries to find Polly. Jessica meets Leslie. An agent from Child Protective Services pays a…

Billy tells Jessica about his affair with Leslie. Burt returns home to share his ordeal with Mary. Danny meets a black widow at the cemetery. Dutch makes it clear he…

Mary begins to question her sanity. Eunice and Corinne call Chester on his cheating. Real Burt turns to Jodie for help. Billy plans a rendezvous with Leslie at a hotel…

The Tates and Campbells gather to welcome Dutch to the family–and scare Millie away in the process. Billy and Leslie’s romantic evening is interrupted by her ex. Jodie and Corinne…

Real Burt calls Mary, but Alien Burt intercepts Mary on her way to meet him. Jessica confronts Chester with her suspicions that he is cheating again. Eunice tells Corinne that…

The Tates adjust to life with Dutch in the house. Danny returns home with Millie. Mary grows increasingly suspicious of “”Burt.”” Jodie officially begins his life as a single, gay…

Burt and Saul escape the spaceship but find themselves in other danger. Jessica finally convinces Detective Donohue to leave. Millie comes to Danny’s rescue. Eunice awaits Dutch’s release from prison…